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I Wish I Was Having a Crappy Day

This may be too much information for you, but it's educational...sort of.

By the time you're 72 years old, things have been going wrong for some time, as regards your health.

You've heard of writer's cramps? Lemme tell ya, this one won't be solved by picking up a pen.

I haven't passed any solid waste for five days.

Considering that, I have enough laxative in me to make an elephant have diarrhea.

Still: Nothing.

And the pain it provided for one day made me reach for the pain pills...5 times. Something was caught "cross-wise" -- as my mother used to say.

Now, when a person gets in this condition, it becomes a problem as to whether or not to continue eating, until something makes room.

On the one hand, if you don't eat, you may get weak, or worse.

On the other hand, if you eat, you are nourishing yourself at least, pending something happening down the road...hopefully.

So you eat, then you take a nap. In fact, you take several of them, hoping for a miracle while you are sleeping.

But no deal.

By this time, you have to tell somebody. You're starting to panic and need to relieve some tension.

So, you start to write an editorial on the topic. On the rundown, you see you haven't done anything wrong. In fact, so far, you've made all the right moves...so to speak.

Therefore, all you can do is ask people to pray for you...for some movement...before there's an explosion, I might add.

Will you do that? Will you pray for a speedy resolution to this problem?

I'll let you know that all is well after it happens, on this page as a "P.S." -- below.

I'm sure I'll be alright eventually...I think, yeah, no, I will...I hope.

Man, I wish I was having a crappy day....

That's in my opinion.

MIchael C. Quinn
Publisher
NewsManatee.com

P.S. 12:15 p.m. Monday...SUCCESS...!! Those were some mighty powerful prayers...!! Thanks, guys and gals...!!!


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